i might b single now

but who knows?


d nxt day.



d nxt month.



nxt yr.





nothing has changed.


i`m still single.



ang tatag!

hahah

im not water!

hindi naman ako tubig?



bakit...



andaming



uhaw sakin? ..


bwahahahahahah

i love it!

ahuh?!

Junior: tay nadagma ko ganina wa ko nihilak!


tatay: w0w lalaki na jud au akong anak! d na jud mohilak


junior: o tay! kay ingon sa kanta "big girls dont cry". =)


toinks! minatay

imagine this!

u r in a boat w/c is sinking.

sharks r ol around u.

wat can u do 2 save urself??


very simple...




stop imagining...


heheheh Ü

How important is period?!

pedro: very important mam!
bcoz wen my sister said she missed her period,
my dad cried, my mom fainted & our driver disappeared.

LOL

hardware or software?

boy:
can i touch you software?


girl:
show me 1st your hardware!

boy:
can i install it in your system?

girl:
ok! if you cover it w/ anti-virus first!



f u laugh your naughty.

What is Due Care?

wat s due care?



due care is...


sum1 who makes jokes...


Example:

imu jud q gpakatawa,
due care kaau ka ui! heheh