Hardship?

Hardshps n lyf exist 2 test

how far you can stand dem

never
giv up!



Dey r d shadows w/c wil remold u

2 bcum stronger dan u used 2b...

sometimes...

the only thing people


see is WHAT you did..



when in fact they should be looking at WHY you did it...

the only thing...

the only thing you`ll regret in this life

are the risk you didn't take..



if you find that 1 thing that makes

you happy,


grab it w/ both hands & the hell

w/ the consequences...

people... people..

peOple mAy deStroY

my image..


stain my personality..


but they can`t take away my character..


co`z no matter what..


i`m still admired & accepted by people who really


know me better...

i might b single now

but who knows?


d nxt day.



d nxt month.



nxt yr.





nothing has changed.


i`m still single.



ang tatag!

hahah

im not water!

hindi naman ako tubig?



bakit...



andaming



uhaw sakin? ..


bwahahahahahah

i love it!

ahuh?!

Junior: tay nadagma ko ganina wa ko nihilak!


tatay: w0w lalaki na jud au akong anak! d na jud mohilak


junior: o tay! kay ingon sa kanta "big girls dont cry". =)


toinks! minatay

imagine this!

u r in a boat w/c is sinking.

sharks r ol around u.

wat can u do 2 save urself??


very simple...




stop imagining...


heheheh Ü

How important is period?!

pedro: very important mam!
bcoz wen my sister said she missed her period,
my dad cried, my mom fainted & our driver disappeared.

LOL

hardware or software?

boy:
can i touch you software?


girl:
show me 1st your hardware!

boy:
can i install it in your system?

girl:
ok! if you cover it w/ anti-virus first!



f u laugh your naughty.

What is Due Care?

wat s due care?



due care is...


sum1 who makes jokes...


Example:

imu jud q gpakatawa,
due care kaau ka ui! heheh

ang alamat...

Ang Alamat ng Pinakacute na nilalang...


1 araw...


Ipinanganak ka! Ü


- The End.


naks naman!


Tandaan:
ang alamt ay kathang isip lamang at malayo sa katotohanan

heheheh

ang yamyam...

wasari
amusar
bikulom
de amunar
talaspaku
amunar
hom ir
de pekre
al madukrar
hom
hom,
puran,


Imo gbasa?

patay ka!


orasyon na para pagamay sa oten!
Ahahaha!

wArNing!!!

Warning sa Walay Bisyo:



Kung dili ka mo inom...

ug dili ka mo sigarilyo..


Moabot ra ang panahon nga

mawad-an na kag mga amigo..


Patay na sila..
Buhi pa ka :-)

nyahahahahaha

mkakalimutin kba?

will you forget me in a day?


will you forget me in a month?


will you forget me in a year?


den let`s see...


try natin hap!


knock!?! knock!?!

who i am...

people hate me for being a heart breaker

they say i`m a liar! they call me a cheater!

but what they never knew...

is that before i had this attitude

somebody broke me too...

no, im not...

when people accused us of lying...

don`t get too affected,

because we knew we never lie...




we just don`t tell them everything...


right!?!?

w/o me!

w/o me

i know you would still be complete...

w/o me

you can go on...

w/o me

you can still live your life...

but!

since i`m here,


i wish i made a difference... ",)

Complete me...

Do what makes you happy

Life is not based on the money you earn or the success you`ve achieved,

it`s all about being happy with who you are


who you`re with


who you love

&

who makes you complete. ^_^

Im just an Ordinary person...

I`m just an ordinary person that soon you`ll forget,

you may not be bothered by my absence

or my presences but inside my heart,

i`ll kept you...

regardless whether you kept me or not!

Want to leave or stay?

I guess, love does fade...

That sometimes the heart does get tired of longing, of hoping.



That sometimes you just have to accept the fact that

somethings can never be & that you should be contented

with things as they are.


Leaving is a choice.


Staying is a choice.



But you can never really ask some1 to stay or leave,




It`s a choice they have to make for themselves.

And sometimes no matter how much you beg some1 or

how hard you try to make some1 stay,

you really have no control over what they will choose.
But you

Masarap kaya?

It feel good to hear your love one say:

Punta ka d2 sabi ni mama...




But it feels much better to hear your love one say:

Punta ka d2 sa bahay kc wla cla mama!


heheh! dba?! =)

Ang ex-boyfriend

May mag syota na d nagkta ng 2 months...

den 1 day nagkta cla, at ang tanong ng girl sa boy,

" MAHAL MO PA BA AKO? "


d nkaagot ang boy pro ang ginawa nya,

Knuha ng boy ung kamay ng girl sabay itinapat sa kanyang dib2x,

at dun napaiyak ung girl kc,

may boobs na pala ang gaga!

hahahah!

Mga Bagong Bugtong....

1. Isang baklita
nakaupo sa papa? (laptop)


2. Mahaba`t matigas
nang isubo`y kumatas
(ice candy)

3. Ibuka`t higupin
sungkitin bago kainin
(tahong)

4. Malambot ng ipinasok
matigas nang hugutin
(yelo/ice)

5. Ang dulo`y mapula,
puti ang ibinubuga
(yosi)

OhH dba bago!?!...

this is bad :P

Two students where caught naked having sex in a classroom


Janitor: aha! violating school rules!


Boy: What rule?


Janitor: (thinking) uhmm...

not wearing UNIFORM!


hahaha =))

A kid...

A kid was trying to reach an apple from the tree but

he can`t reach it & he started to cry.


His mom said: " there are things in life that even thou we badly need them... are

efforts are not yet enough to have them. Maybe as time goes by & if that thing is not

yet taken by others... we may be able to reach for it!"

Too much love will kill you ...

love is not how you kept deepest secrets,

not measured by how much you had given

not on how many times you help each other,

but on how long you can say...


" ill be here.. " =)

Crazy or Lazy?

a philosophy prof. asked his students just 1 question for there final exam., the question is...


"how are you going to make me believe that this chair is front of you is invisible?"

it took all of the student 1 hour to finish writing the answer except for 1 lazy

student who only took 5 secs. after that day the results are already posted. The lazy

student got the highest score, know what his answer is?

" what chair? "

Lesson:

Don`t make simple things in life complicated ^_^

6 parts of MEN are useLESS:

adam`s apple that cannot be eaten,


2 nipples without milk,


2 eggs you cannot fry,


and

.....

a bird that cannot fly... hehehe